A pharma christmas carol

from Pharma Gossip, a little carol (to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"..) Got rest us, pharma CEOs, let nothing we concern Ineptitude will not reduce the millions that we earn Our management is failing yet we think we need not learn No tidings of comfort or joy Comfort or joy For the scientists we used to employ God bless ye, Jeffrey Kindler, Pfizer’s dubious accolade A corporate malfeasance fine, the largest ever paid Regarded as a simple cost of business, I’m afraid Sad tidings of marketing fraud Marketing fraud Sad tidings of marketing fraud Financial joy for Fred Hassan, now Schering Plough’s been sold His second mega-golden parachute can now unfold And twenty thousand Pharma hands once more are … [Read more...]