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Nathalie Abejero

The Mighty Mighty English

19 April 2006 by Nathalie Abejero Leave a Comment

Unbeatable. Unstoppable. A most superlative cast of characters is literally a word or two shy of the million word mark. Tres cool tres cool all! Here’s some more lingual trivia:

There are 6,912 living languages per the language clock on Language Monitor.

The top spoken languages, in order, per Info Please :
Chinese
English
Hindustani
Spanish
Russian
Arabic
Bengali
Portuguese
Malay-Indonesian
French

“According to traditional estimates, neighboring Germany has a vocabulary of about 185,000 and French fewer than 100,000, including such Franglais as as le snacque-barre and le hit-parade.” (This site has English at 500,000 official words and another 500,000 uncatalogued.)
Words in the Language

The lowdown on the English:
NPR: 900,000 Words and Counting
Chinglish: Word in a Million
USA Today: Do You Speak American?

ode to the word

onwards ho with the passage of time
out on a limb won’t stop on a dime

what’s a word to a lyric or a riddle in a drivel
lingo to a language or a tickle to a pickle

i’m plunking words on a rhyme, aiming for a pun
dining on a lentil under the singe-ing tropical sun

here a word defiled, and there spawns anew
so there you have it, now i have two

one word, two words, three, four
all else fades to myth and lore

lingual dexterity
on a vocal propensity

listen and hear
words daily appear

Filed Under: Interests, Life Tagged With: English language, language, words

Remote ordering extra fries

12 April 2006 by Nathalie Abejero Leave a Comment

It is Khmer New Year– Chunpo Chnam Thmei to y’all by the way– and despite all counterparts in the Ministry of Health off on vacation and/or firing short of a synapse for weeks before and after the holidays, we foreigners are here at work. That craving for things not-so-Cambodian has struck again. And for some odd reason those golden arches plucks at the fringes of fancy– it isn’t really what I’m hankering for, but McDonalds are momentarily reminiscent of the familiar {{shoot me now}}}.

So check this out: How about remote-ordering extra fries? Ah the things I miss out on…

In Other News…

Deanna Hirschey and her fanny pack have been spotted in Cambodia fretting over endangered monkeys at Wat Phnom and feeding hungry street children Italian food.

And Doualy Xaykaothao, IRP Fellow at Johns Hopkins University and Foreign Correspondent Extraordinaire, will be LIVE on C-Span Television on Wednesday 12 April 1400 EST (Daylight Savings Time).

And this from Scrapple Face:
The United States will not seek a seat on the new United Nations Human Rights Council, according to U.N. Ambassador John Bolton, who said the application for the post included the question: “Have you stopped beating your prisoners?”

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: remote ordering

news you can lose…

2 March 2006 by Nathalie Abejero 1 Comment

Coming up for air….

US Won’t Get Into Civil War, But Will Sort of Hang Out in the General Vicinity

White House Issues New Port Security Guidelines
“Every friendship requires vulnerability,” Mr. McClellan said. “We demonstrate our love for our friends in the United Arab Emirates by trusting them, without regard to previous wrongs.”

…and Jon Stewart on Larry King Live–cuz he’s da bomb

Jon joined Larry King last night and talked about the administration and Democrats in depth. Larry asks him if he’d like things to be bad, kinda like O’Reilly saying that left wing websites want the US to fail because Bush is in charge.
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(transcript)

KING: You don’t want Medicare to fail?

STEWART: Are you insane?

KING: No.

STEWART: You’re literally asking me if I would prefer — yes, Larry, what I’m saying to you as a comedian I want old people to suffer, old and poor people to suffer. That is — that is — what we want is — what seems absurd to me is the length that Washington just seems out of touch with the desires of Americans to be spoken to as though they are adults.

I mean when you listen to Bush’s speeches, and I’m leaving the Democrats out because I honestly don’t feel that they make an impact. They have 49 percent of the vote and three percent of the power. At a certain point you go “Guys, pick up your game.”

But Bush, you know the other day when he had the speech about us being addicted to oil, he says those things as though, you know, he just thought of it and we’re disagreeing with him, like everybody’s been saying that. Jimmy Carter said it I think in 1978.

And he comes out, “What people don’t realize is we’re addicted to foreign oil” and he’s saying it like you’re going “Get out of here.” We’re addicted. You don’t get it people. You know he was the guy on the stump a few years ago making fun of hybrid cars because it wasn’t manly. And — and his vice president did shoot a 78-year-old man in the face. Aaron Burr was the last vice president to shoot a guy in the face, Alexander Hamilton.

KING: And that was a duel.

STEWART: That was a duel based on personal integrity. This vice president thought a 78-year-old man was a bird. It happens. What are you going to do?

KING: We’ve declined as a society right?

STEWART: I cannot tell you how many times I’ll turn around and go, “Grandpa,” oh no it’s a pigeon.

Filed Under: Interests, Life Tagged With: jon stewart, larry king, news

Merriest sentiments this side of the Rock

7 December 2005 by Nathalie Abejero 4 Comments

Adapt? Haa bumbug!

Avian flu paranoia thwarted my joneses for that turkey dinner spread. We were told by the maître d’ at a premier establishment, Le Royale, how pleasantly surprised they were that all three whole turkeys (quote unquote don’t forget the emphasis) they imported for the Thanksgiving Dinner buffet were consumed…. Hmm, to feign appropriate shock astride a diametric quip of american gluttony on tip of tongue…. Likewise in the sweetest misguided gesture, some colleagues this week inflated a large squash in the office and decorated this jack with blinking lights. What is–?? It’s a christmas pumpkin, I’m told cheerily.

:-| Oh.

Riposte-riddled mirth in season’s greetings: Priceless

Cheers to y’all living abroad and/or apart of friends and family! May your yuletide (or other) fancies be fulfilled– safe travels, sensible indulgence, and always, much much love. I hope in the new year to see more of you guys–

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: christmas, greetings, merry christmas

Myanmar: Stupas, Temples Everywhere

28 November 2005 by Nathalie Abejero Leave a Comment

The farthest politically-incorrect limb does insufficient justice to painful Khmer cultural events {{{shoot me now}}. The weeklong annual rowing olympics in Phnom Penh– replete with the requisite influx of a squillion country folk– triggered a panic resolve for escape. So to Myanmar I followed fellow expat Andreas, where brilliant bursts of flora across the mountainous terrain do the departed monsoon rains proud. Within driving span of a quick nap (by us, not the driver’s) one passes from rainforests and evergreen highlands to dry tropical plains. This picturesque diversity perks a spirit stunted by the unyielding uniformity of an arid Cambodian landscape.

It was very cool on Inle Lake with its idyllic floating villages and farms, near-5000 feet above sea level on this end of the mighty Himalayas. Those of you who know me and my black fleece in winter will sadly note I FORGOT IT in Phnom Penh!! Boy, was I lost!! All the same, sans safety-fleece, the locale has a profound impact on the senses– a yet-unspoiled beauty studded with floating island farms and stilt homes makes for pure visual amazement while it’s a feast conferred to the uncompromising palate by the organic tomatoes and spicy mountain cuisine. And with hardly a foreigner in sight!!– which naturally begs for a punch-buggy game adaptation– But if none else is accomplished on my jaunts this side of the earth’s molten core I can have said my life is complete when we arrived in the steep mountainside city of Taunggyi, crossroads trading center for the multitude ethnic groups from nearby cities and countries. Of course said challenge ought properly be shared with someone similarly spawned of “first-world” sensibilities for optimal effect, and Andreas (un?)happily was game! Grim Reaper, come on down!!! Thousands descend upon these central highlands on the November full moon for the annual Tazaungdaing Lighting Festival, winding up for a grand showdown the night we were there. –And what is a festival without the rides?– Yes, rides! We beelined straight for them! {{To which juvenile itinerary Andreas is duly amused I am sure!}}} As far as theme parks go, scale was not impressive. But getting knocked by a flying metal duck carrying small children because you wandered unimpeded into the ride’s trajectory is. I think warning signs on the rusty support columns must read Made for Third World Utilization. {{Insurance? What’s that?}}

Nevertheless it was a MANUALLY OPERATED ferris wheel that commanded our intrepid attention. Given a hearty initial shove to budge this three-storey contraption, some eight men or so then scampered up to designated spokes and collectively leveraged their weight to build momentum for the wheel’s spin. Once the rotation was in full swing they jumped off! Only the best primal scream will do, as is quite improper on its more evolved yet uninspiring western counterparts! And nary an incident, thank you very much!

The Festival was a 6-day event, culmination of months of preparation by each monastery in the region. Handmade paper propped by bamboo frames in the likeness of pagodas and animals are outfitted with a hot-air device to buoy the object to the heavens. Hundreds of these day balloons are unleashed throughout the festival, and their enormous size makes them visible for miles across the sky. BUT!! it is on the last evening, under a fully waxed mammoth moon, that the enchantment begins… Assembly crews, one after another, rapidly construct larger and more elaborate creations in an offering of lights to the realm of the celestial beings. It is a launching competition of grand proportions, amid wild cheers and merrymaking by thousands of spectators on the mountainsides as each towering contraption takes flight. Some balloons take up a platform of firecrackers, setting off a series of pyrotechnic displays, each higher than the last, raining shimmering sparks down on the revelers. THIS, against the stunning backdrop of the Khe-Le mountains, with a brilliant symphony of constellations illuminating the horizon in this exquisite Shan State, and a crisp chill wind dancing in the night. It is a remarkable event on a dramatic stage.

The Bagan Zone– the sheer quantity of golden structures dotting the plains by the meandering Iyerwaddy River is another extraordinary feat in homage to the gods, testament to the religious enthusiasm crowning the height of the Bagan era until conquest by Kublai Kahn and the Mongols in 1287. It is lesser known because of restrictions on tourism, but equal in significance to the Angkor and Borobudur archaeologic zones of Southeast Asia. Recent designation as World Heritage Site heralds a blitz of changes on the horizon.

Throughout the 7th through 12th centuries it is believed that over 13,000 stupas and temples were built in this cultural center, but frequent earthquakes have reduced that number. Consequent rebuilding and looting of the frescoes and statuaries has also eroded the original character of these structures. Hindu and Mahayana Buddhism prevailed in the underlying visual elements until the 11th century, when a transition to Theravada Buddhist belief took hold of the religious mindscape. Gilded stupa and temple spires, in all shapes and sizes, stretch through the canopy, high to the skies, as far as the eye can see. The setting begets a spiritual encounter, an easy communion with the earth, easier achieved here because of the imposed isolation from the world. And *gasp*– few package commando tourists yet!

For all the repression they live under, the people of Myanmar exude a simple gentleness and peace. Facial structures here bear distinct departures from the typical sino-asian features of their eastern neighbors, yet I’m similarly mistaken for being local. Happily at least I wasn’t accused of being Andreas’ translator like I so irksomely am in presence of foreigners in Cambodia and Thailand. There are contemporary establishments next to more traditional huts. Asking for the bathroom at a restaurant one evening elicited the instructions: Go right at the bitter nut tree, left at the papaya tree. Botanical competency eludes me as it is in broad daylight, so I sighed unquestioningly when I got to a sturdy little bush. Which would be the wrong assumption cuz I passed a fancy hut sporting the universal sign for “toilet” on the way back.

The Union of Burma in 1989 became the Union of Myanmar in effort to drop the vestige of colonialism the former name carried. It has known centuries of repression prior to the current military regime’s takeover in 1962. An active pro-democracy movement is brutally repressed, most popularly embodied in Nobel Laureate Aung San Suu Kyi’s peaceful resistance and resultant house arrest since 1989. Political philosophies are challenged in decision to visit Myanmar; it is grossly inappropriate to be unaware where tourist dollars go, given the human rights abuses rampant under this military junta’s rule. As a result visitors are allowed only through designated areas deemed unprovoking by the government. Aung San Suu Kyi advocates a boycott of visiting the country until democratically elected leaders are allowed to assume office, as the needed foreign currencies directly support the regime. Other activists argue the critical communication link that tourism presents and the potential pressure for change it can bring. But with the emergent economic powerhouse next door in China, eagerly exploiting its abundant natural resources and supporting the regime, change sadly may not soon come for this amazing country with its beautiful, willful people.

Filed Under: Travels Tagged With: Aung San Suu Kyi, Bagan, Burma, Inle Lake, Myanmar, Tazaungdaing Lighting Festival, That Dam Stupa, travel

4 Tips on appliance use in Cambodia

11 October 2005 by Nathalie Abejero 1 Comment

Psar Thmei. Hair dryer. It came home with me cuz my hair is in the growing pains stage and needs assistance.

Forty seconds into my first use of this death contraption I smell rubber. Mind you, these events occurred in a split nanosecond just a tad ahead of reflexes, lest y’all fancy some darwinian goal of mine to improve the human genome.

Air came out of all the holes of the main unit. The cord overheated, burned my arm, and melted plastic dropped on my bare foot. A small plastic clip at the intake in the back of the unit popped loose and pieces of broken filter screen were sucked into the motor. After a small explosion at the outlet where the appliance was plugged into, sparks flew and the heating element burst into flames.

Oh and my hair caught fire so I dropped the flaming gizmo in the sink.

I’m no longer growing my hair.

Tips for using electronics and appliances in Cambodia:

1. Appliances in the market are discarded products from Chinese factories that did not pass safety inspections and quality control. Don’t waste your money (although in 2005 there were few options).

2. Cambodia’s voltage is 220AC, 50HZ. The plugs are not standardised and due to imports from Vietnam and Thailand, all sorts of variations exist. Use an adapter.

3. Use a converter plus surge protector.

4. Most electrical outlets are not grounded. Electrical systems in new buildings constructed in 2007 onwards have a better chance of complying with international safety standards but it is not mandatory. If anyone has a tip for how to deal with this, I am happy to hear it, especially for computers.

Filed Under: Travels Tagged With: appliances, Cambodia, wet bathroom

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